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On: Sat, Sep 3, 2011 at 11:14AM | By: Peter C Sessler


Don't You Just...

Don’t you just hate it when someone rushes into your lane from a side street and then slows to a crawl?

Don’t you just hate it when you’re stuck behind some loud, jacked-up, beat-up pick-up truck spewing noxious fumes?

Don’t you just hate it when you see a trooper’s lights come on behind you?

Don’t you just love it when, as you move over to stop, he quickly passes you to get that guy in the jacked-up, beat-up pick-up truck?

Don’t you just love it when the trooper takes pity on you and lets you go with a warning? It’s a beautiful world, isn’t it?

Don’t you just hate it when you see an on-coming car at night with misaligned headlights pointing right at you? Don’t you wish you sent away for those J.C. Whitney Retina-Melter headlights?

Don’t you hate it when that guy (again) with the jacked-up, beat-up pick-up truck is right on your tail with his high beams on?

Don’t you just love it when you adjust your inside and outside rear-view mirrors to shine that light right back at him?

Don’t you just hate it when you’re stuck behind a slow-poke and you can’t pass?

Don’t you just love it when that same slow-poke moves over to the shoulder to let you pass?

Don’t you just hate it when you see some guy driving around with his rear window completely covered with snow?

Don’t you just hate it when your ice-scraper breaks, there’s half-an-inch of ice on your windshield and you’re late for work?

Don’t you just hate it when, after waiting to pull into a parking space, that guy in the jacked-up, beat-up pick-up truck steals your space?

Don’t you just hate it when you finally see someone in their car getting ready to pull out of a valuable space, but just sit there flossing their teeth?

Don’t you just love it when you’re running really late for an appointment and someone just pulls out and gives you the perfect parking space? It’s a beautiful world, isn’t it?

Don’t you just hate it that after you get a flat you look in the trunk only to find another flat?

Don’t you just hate it when your car makes a really serious noise you’ve never heard before?

Don’t you just love it when you go to get that noise checked out and the mechanic says, "It’s just a bad thelman wire—that’ll be three dollars!"

Don’t you just hate it when all your wipers do is leave big streaks on your windshield?

Don’t you hate it even more when the windshield washer reservoir is empty?

Don’t you hate it when some guy gives you directions and says "You can’t miss it," and you miss it?

Don’t you just hate it when you’re late and stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic, and some guy in a jacked-up, beat-up pick-up truck spewing noxious fumes zooms by you on the shoulder?

Don’t you just love it when, further down the road, a trooper is giving him a ticket?

Don’t you just hate it when bumper-to-bumper traffic suddenly speeds up for no reason at all?

Don’t you just love it when you finally let a guy who’s been on your tail pass you, and he smiles, waves and says thanks?

Don’t you just love it when you’re stuck in a ditch on the side of a road and some guy in a jacked-up, beat-up pick-up truck spewing noxious fumes stops and pulls you out? It’s a beautiful world, isn’t it?




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Andrew3042 | 8:57AM (Wed, Sep 7, 2011)

What is the point to this article?



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